it's jokes
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.