it's jokes

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off!

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

Why is it bad to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan! 🫥

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.