it's jokes

Fly

  • What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

    Its ass.

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  • Yo mama

  • Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

    Fat

  • Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

    Oil

  • Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

    I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

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  • People

  • How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

    One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

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  • Wheelchair

  • A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

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  • Number

  • 6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

    Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

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