IT jokes
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
It's me, the Joje.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
It's cavers.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.