IT jokes

I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?

1 baby on 10,000 trees.

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Why did the nut go to the bank?

To cashew its check.

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

You pecan do it!

What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?

It went with the traffic jam.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.