IT jokes
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
It was 9/10.