IT jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.