IT jokes
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.