IT jokes

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Why do orphans air?

It’s invisible just like their parents.