IT jokes
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
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I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
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Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.