IT jokes
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.