IT jokes
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...