Isnt Jokes

STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE

ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.

i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL

why are orphans sad when playing roblox?

there isnt any parents on roblox

Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?

Microsoft?

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isnt going to heaven? Because it's a stairway not a ramp

what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin

Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice

this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

by the way this isnt a joke or a poem i just want to say please check out gwens puns there good

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

The last number of your like is the amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff

THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET

Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*

what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com

Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one

Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea