What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
