I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.
Why Can't You Buy An Iphone X Its Too Xpensive
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.