I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
