iPhone jokes
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.