I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
Why do orphans want an iPhone S because it has a Home Screen
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 pro??
A: because it doesnt have a home button
why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
why do orphans only buy iphone xs d because it has a home button
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
