20+ Best Introduced Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Wife

Daddydildo69 · 4 years ago

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

Instance

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.

Introduced memes

Cancer

Anonymous · 7 years ago

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."

Milk

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

Michael Jackson

Victor Greywolf · 4 years ago

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Beater · 4 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a scene from a game where three enemies are introducing themselves. Text above them says, "when your surviving on one mask in Hollow knight" and text below says "Allow us to introduce ourselves,".

Character

Anonymous · 3 years ago

This is my new character....his name is vengeance

A drawing of a tall, dark figure with glowing red eyes, surrounded by scribbled lines, standing in a dark setting.

Sign

RapBoat · 2 years ago

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Game

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

Pizza

Willy b · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a cheese pizza inside a pizza box, covered with many dark, circular holes resembling bullet holes. The text above reads: "Papa John's just introduced its Chicago style pizza."

Sandwich

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

Lego

Bozo · 3 years ago

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Playstation

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭

The image shows a screenshot of search results indicating the release dates for PlayStation 3, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Below is a shot of a man looking displeased, which implies aging.

Queen

not_pimi_gal2009 · 3 years ago

When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.

The image shows a promotional banner for "Queen Elizabeth" in the "Icon Series", which is likely from the video game Fortnite. It says: "Show your style. Friends. Allies. Found family. A new icon for your banner. Introduced in Chapter 3, Season". It features a cartoonish rendering of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a purple hat and suit.

Introduced memes

Community talk

Explain Dinosaur

hi guys lemme get this straight, my names annelise and i live next door to elsa, she told me abt explain bear and explain hamster and suggested i become explain dinosaur so i did! im 15 and yh :) pls dont confuse me with elsa lmao. ty divas

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

I would like to introduce @DIPSHIT and @Cosmotheinternobe as moderators

Heroin Monkey

Poll · 1 year ago

Will matt introduce a wje premium feature