So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Can you fuck me, please?
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
