Internet jokes
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
What are you on? YouTube.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
This site.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
SEX
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Your (DYM 146).
Like (DYM 148).
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
This account is run by a peadophile.
Meme.
Heyyyy sistas!
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."