Internet jokes
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
When people make accounts about you and a category.
Porn.
20 likes by just cheese.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Dislike this.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
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What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"