Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
I see a worm oh no its just your hairline
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
You’re hairlines so far back that Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
That bloke Dean’s a cunt!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
