Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Insult Jokes
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
“In yo mama.”
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
