Insult jokes
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
🌵funking prick!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.