Insult jokes

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂