You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
You suck.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
