I think your hairline is too stupid.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
