I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
You suck.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
