Insult jokes

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

I'm fucking retarded.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.