Insult jokes
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.