Insult jokes

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

You have more chin than brain cells!

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

You. You're a joke.

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"