Insult

Insult jokes

Fist

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Sprinkle

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Kenya

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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Memes

Monkey

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Slit

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

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  • Book

    Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

    It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

    Face

    Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

    Harvey 😁: It's funny!

    Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

    Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

    Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

    Harvey😟: That's not true!

    Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

    Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

    Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

    Harvey😁: Good!

    Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

    Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

    Mirror

    Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

    Them: You're ugly.

    Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

    Car

    A girl called me ugly.

    So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

    Feminist

    Feminist

    Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

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  • Mother

    Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

    Kid

    1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.