Insult jokes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Baka!
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
You really gay. No questions added.
You're gay.
If you read this.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your mama.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!