Insult jokes
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.