Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
