Insult jokes
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Fuck you and your shitty family!
omg look what homer said
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Nancy, the throat goat!
You are a joke.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
You suck.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!