What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Your adopted.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
your mom
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
