Insult Jokes

Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent

What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?

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My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.

Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”

Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war

When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.

oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣

Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull

You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you

On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”