Insult jokes

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.

What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."