The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
That bloke Dean’s a cunt!
