A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
I see a worm oh no its just your hairline
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
yo mamma
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
You wanna hear a joke? It’s YOU.
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat
I told her do a wheelie
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
