Insult jokes
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Yo mamma sucks!
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Suck your mom. ☺️
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."