I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
I see a worm oh no its just your hairline
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
yo mamma
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
You wanna hear a joke? It’s YOU.
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat
I told her do a wheelie
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
