Insult jokes
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"