Insult jokes
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
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You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What is a chode?
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Eat my ass!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
"Poo heads."