What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Insult Jokes
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Ur mom fat lol.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
You're gay, Amon.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
