Insult jokes

Your adopted.

You're a big Z!

"COVERBITCH, your worthless."

Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: You're both!

Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!

Your nan.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

FUCK OFF GULLER!

Dick muncher.

Your nan's bald.

My dad is a pussy.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

You know we straight with doin' your mom.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."