Insult

Insult jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Spy: Hahaha.

Me: What?

Spy: Time to pick up your mother.

Me: Oh no....

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

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  • Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

    Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."