Insult jokes
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Your hairline!
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.