Insult jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.