Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Insult Jokes
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
