Insult jokes

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Your mom #69.

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.