Insult jokes

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Yo momma!

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Delyla is a bitch.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.