Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
"Stupid ass baby."
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
