If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
