Insult jokes
Ur mom is emo.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!