Insult Jokes

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.