Insult jokes
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Your face and your life.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
You are the joke.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
I'm fucking retarded.