Insult jokes
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
You are a joke.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Your head looks like a joke.
Ur mom gay.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Ur mum homo.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
I fucked your girl.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.