What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
Insult Jokes
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
You are the joke.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
I'm fucking retarded.
Ya mums, ya dad.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Ur mom gay, lol.
Ur mom.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
