Insult jokes

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

Your face and your life.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

You are the joke.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

I'm fucking retarded.

Ya mums, ya dad.

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Ur mom gay, lol.

Ur mom.