One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”
Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Actor 1: "I'm Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey ❤️.
Why was the ant 🐜 so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
What does the bee say to the fly?
Buzz off
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
What was Beethoven's favourite insect?
The Bee. :0
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
