Insect jokes
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.