Insect jokes
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!