What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most? Web Cartoons!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
