What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
