Insect jokes
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
These are bee puns.🐝
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I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."