The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
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What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
what do you call a once that's a insect
a creepy crawly
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