Insect jokes
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Memes
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"