What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What does the bee say to the fly?
Buzz off
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
