Insect jokes
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.