Insect jokes
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Eat cockroaches.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.