Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Insect Jokes
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Eat cockroaches.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
