Insect

Insect jokes

Brick

    • One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

    The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

    A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

    The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

    Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

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    Sex

    • A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

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    • Grasshopper

    • A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

    The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

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    • Mosquito Net

    • If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

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    • Blonde

    • What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

    One stops sucking when you smack it.

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