Insect jokes

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.

What is the point of buttchins?

To catch flies.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

How do you scare a bee?

Boo-bee!

What do bees like with sushi?

Wasabee.

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?

Stop eating caterpillars.

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

How do bees 🐝 get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

Why do bees sting?

Because they're pricks.

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.