Insect jokes
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.