INS jokes
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people. Pun in, ten dead.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.