INS jokes

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"

A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.

Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

In case of ill rhymes!