INS jokes
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.