INS jokes
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
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What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.