INS jokes
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.