INS jokes
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Your family in a nutshell.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.