INS jokes
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.