INS jokes
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!