INS jokes
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.