INS jokes
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.