INS jokes

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

The S in America stands for safe.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

"I'm very good in sports."

"In which sports?"

"EA Sports."

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

Why did Technoblade die?

'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!

Why did Technoblade die?

He couldn't respawn in real life!

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"