INS jokes
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.