INS jokes
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."