INS jokes
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Only in Ohio.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.