INS jokes

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?

"No family."

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.

Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!

Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.