Innuendo jokes
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
My name is Big Dick.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
I suck big weiner.
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.