Industry

Industry jokes

Trade

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

Pornstar

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Man

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Suicide

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Orphan

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

Job

Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.

Farmer

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Brothel

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We’re closed."

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.

Life

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ā› community.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.