Industry jokes

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.